Stop Thief!

I caught someone going through the pockets of my jacket last night.

I somehow spent £70 last night and have nothing to show for it other than cold pakora.

Sleep

Two hours sleep last night and then some mid-seminar snoring today.

Rob Gnarly and the Bailers

Can someone explain why this is funny? I don't get it but for some reason it is funny.

Supermarket

The supermarket close to my house is closing and is running their stock down. I do not know where I'll shop for food when it closes.

I could just go for stale bread, off milk and microwave meals from Spar.

I could shop at the fruit/veg shop and have a diet consisting of mainly these.

I could eat out every night.

I could order groceries online.

I could move to a flat with a supermarket nearby.

I could stock up on frozen and tinned food and try and last until it reopens.

The Hangover

I did not intend to watch this film. Someone told me it was funny. It wasn't.

The film is worse than not funny it is ignorantly offensive and irritating. There were (unfunny) jokes about rape, homophobic jokes (also unfunny), (unfunny) racist stereotypes, (unfunny) jokes about social isolation, there was a cameo from a convicted rapist, and just a general sense of idiocy and catering to idiocy.

There is a section of American society that throws around the word fag and revels in "getting wasted". The whole premise of the film was celebrating people like this going to Las Vegas, a cultural embarrassment and moron magnet.

The only reason I kept watching it was the plot which was ultimately resolved in a clumsy way.

Rain

Walking across town in the rain to eat food in a chain pub when we could either have gotten a taxi or just eaten in the bourgeois West End.